ahoy scallywags. last night can only be described in one way...SUPER RAD. i went to theresian with andrea as my date and a big group of people. we had a nice dinner at brio on the plaza and then went to the dance. after the dance i went to a krunk after party where my genius self and jordan managed to come up with the greatest drink known to man. it's called a high-class hobo. it starts off with 3/4 of a glass of coca cola. followed by a bit if night train and topped off with a shot of jagermeister. it fucking rules. i got to be a bouncer at the party and it was pretty fun kicking kids out of the party because i was bouncing with this big sunbitch and no one fucked with us and it ruled. i somehow managed to find a ride home and it was defenitely a super rad night.

ahoy. so tomorrow is officially the greatest day of my summer. well actually it's the first day of my summer that wont be spent watching movies...alone, scrapping rust off a railing...alone, or doning a plethora of other chores...alone. the key word in there is alone. A fucking LONE that's how i've spent my summer so far. NOT N E MORE. tomorrow is officially BLAKE LIBERATION DAY. well most of u will read this tomorrow so for u kids TODAY IS BLAKE LIBERATION DAY. yes kids that's right, your fearless leader will be able to socialize and carry on his normal life without the burden of being on lockdown. a luxury that many of you take for granted. WOO fucking HOO. it's a good thing that im free because im really getting sick of reading people's xangas and seeing crap like "summer of '05 like totally rocks my face off. this is like the best summer ever." u know shit like that. so no more hatred of you summer lovers n e more.

fuck

so wow it's been a long fucking time. but u fuckers dont comment so i said fuck it with xanga. but now im grounded and this how im spending my fucking saturday night. fucking fuckers. being grounded officially sucks old man cock. i've watched about 7 movies in 3 days. and i never fucking watch movies. taxi driver with robert deniro is defenitley a fucked up but awesome movie. so i'll only be out of the action for approximately 1 more week. and i start my new job monday so that'll give me something to do and i'll get filthy fucking ritch. pretty soon im gonna wipe my ass with twenties bitches. probably get some spinnaz for my protege and maybe a tv in my rear view mirrow like red man has. im really saving up for a platinum grill in my teefs. so that'll be fucking awesome. well the more i write the more pissed off im getting. so fuck you.

there ain't no future and there ain't no hope

arrrrrg. how goes it. this weekend was pretty good. friday we had an awesome formal martini party at sams house where we sipped fine drinks, smoked fat cigars, and talked about gentlemanly things such as horse racing and the stock market. a grand time indeed. saturday wasnt n e thing special. just did the usual hanging out and what not. then sunday i went to see taylor and we decided that some nice cold root beer would be very nice so we went to the local pub and drank root beer because we're cool like that.

kill em all